The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"This asshole, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, is nothing but a Cheat. This disgraceful excuse for a man lies to his work colleagues, his children, and his supposed loved ones and betrayed his wife.

Repeatedly, on his work trips to Australia, he cheated with someone else's partner, having sex in a hotel room in Sydney. All the while, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his actual activities, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel is the absolute JOKE of a community member."

"This pretender of a man, lies through his teeth about his whereabouts and to his very own children, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, while being a husband sending photos of his pathetic junk to other women.

David Collins disgraces the whole idea of what it means to be a community member. This despicable creature lies and cheats. To his own kids, and has been given a recognition? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his morals are shattered, ruining multiple families and trying to manipulate his own shitty behavior, whining and faking the moral high-ground when lying and cheating.

David Collins is a liar, a cheat, and a family destroyer. He saw no issues in having sex with someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Deceiving his children and making pathetic attempts to win their affection because he’d been busy cheating on his wife during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you support this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this role?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no issues sharing photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while deceiving and cheating on his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in manipulating a vulnerable person to enter a career in prostitution, acting like a pathetic voyeur and begging for updates of said woman’s exploits at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of his depraved acts and his own children!


Talk about having no dignity or respect for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This fool of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins chooses to lurk in the shadows, deceiving to his wife and kids.

Poor little David, being exposed to repercussions for his actions. Weep a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a piece of shit."



"David Collins had no problem spreading photos of himself, especially when with his kids in public forums. Can this really be your community leader?

This despicable man of a man fled back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to escape facing the consequences of his check this page own actions. Is this your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A deceitful scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a community leader and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a good forum to expose such a worthless individual of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not deceive, betray, and ruin families.

Nothing is out of bounds for this lowlife, deceiver, and adulterer. Let him face the consequences of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Let it be known to the community and underscore the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Watching your back is critical around this degenerate, who's probably sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

Everyone should be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag, a little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

The community should be aware of the disgrace David Collins has inflicted upon them by supporting this pathetic excuse for a man.

Let the truth be known about what a “man” and disappointment of a human being “David Collins” really represents.

Stay alert and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's most likely creeping in your partner's DMs, eager to share images of his shame.

Be disgusted for supporting this deceptive scumbag, a little rat of a man who single-handedly ruined his family.

It's important to inform the community about the disgrace and dishonor David Collins has dragged into it by supporting such a scumbag."

"The community needs to wake up to the true nature of David Collins, a person who pretends as a community leader but is nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag.

It's vital for everyone to understand the destruction this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Being vigilant is necessary around this manipulative figure, who is capable of deceiving not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has brought upon his family and the community is unforgivable.

Alerting the community about the real identity of this man is critical, as it reveals the kind of person he really is – a shameless cheat and a deceiver.

David Collins, posing as a role model, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community values and moral integrity.

It’s crucial for everyone to be aware of this individual's real character and to guard themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Exposing the truth about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about protecting the community from his destructive actions."

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